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Dear John,
If you haven't heard the news, we're raising the money to bring
back the 'Please Explain' cartoon series.
In order to raise the
money, we're launching a limited edition rum.
Ever since we stopped releasing new episodes people have been
telling us how much they loved each episode and asking us if they will
be coming back.
We've always said a politician's first job is
to listen to the people and the people have spoken loud and clear.
Inspired by our hugely popular Please
Explain Cartoon series, One Nation is releasing a limited Director’s batch “Rum Nation” rum, individually
numbered and personally signed by Senator Hanson herself.
Valued at $150, If you purchase one of
our Director Batch Rum Nation packages you will also
receive a complementary Please Explain cooler as well as secure the
opportunity to have your name featured in the credits of an episode of
our next season of Please explain cartoons.
Alongside the limited-edition Directors
Batch, we will also be our regular release Collector’s Edition of Rum Nation rum valued at
$100 a bottle.
With Anthony Albanese’s hapless Labor
Government at the nation’s helm, steering the country into dark and
stormy waters, we feel it’s our duty to bring back the series’
scathing satire so Aussies can be kept entertained and informed as we
try and navigate the wreckage Labor is leaving in their wake.
By purchasing any bottle of Rum Nation
rum you’ll be helping us reach millions of Aussies every week that we
otherwise could never reach and securing another highly collectible,
limited edition, piece of One Nation history.
The rum will be gluten-free, and
vegetarian/vegan friendly so it will also make the perfect gift for
any Greens voters in your life, possibly the last gift they will ever
ask for!
Supply of the Director's Edition bottles
is limited so you might want to make sure you order yours today before
stocks run out!
Without the financial help and support of
the Australian people, this series would not be possible, so thank you
in advance for helping make its return possible.
Kind regards,
Peter Brady
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